Mom brain is real... *
As in, I tried to scan a book at the library on the thing that scans library cards-- books go on the flat thing on the other side of the monitor. A librarian appeared out of nowhere and showed me how to check out books...my teenager thought it was hilarious.
As in, the library has this new check-in thing where a slot opens up and grabs the books and I can't figure out how to get it to turn on...
As in, I tried to use my library card number instead of my Amazon password.
As in, I have to keep paging my phone because I keep misplacing it.
As in, I have missed my turn trying to pick my kid up from school and tried to drive to Target instead.
As in, I put coffee in the coffee maker, forgetting the filter wasn't in there because I was going to rinse it out...
As in, I forgot a side for dinner was in the oven, and found it the next day... yes I turned the oven off, just didn't take the food out.
As in, I've driven off and left the front door wide open.
As in, I've gone to do my volunteer stuff, and drove our 2nd car, and didn't have the key I needed because it's on my regular car keychain.
As in, I've ordered a book I've already read, or that we already own, more than once.
Should I keep going?
My kids have been preparing for finals (for what seems like decades) and their snarky attitude about me asking them to do things like eat dinner, is getting to me... I'm not taking any finals, why am I stressing? Two more days!
*No these have not all happened recently, but most have.
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